guess nothing beats e thumbdrive as a welcoming gift to all engineering kids of NTU... its juz simply so relevant to us... for example...
phua: eh fuck! u know how to derive e Euler's Formula not? siao liao...
boon hao: i tried 2 nites liao, cannot means cannot....
phua: den how? sure come out one leh... if u dunno... i can nv noe... kum kuku liao lor...
patrick: no worries! juz thumbdrive it, whole chunk from e notes, copy n paste in can liao!
boon hao: ok, steady! dun understand juz thumbdrive it! onz la!
phua: fuck la... i this week 3 paper sia... too many files liao, no space liao la!
patrick: can one, juz go clear all e older stuff!
phua: my mother's name?
yah... 'thumbdrive' is e new word in town... final yr liao... no such things like '打包' liao... dunno die die oso muz swallow... whoever dun have thumbdrive, i doubt he can even enter e uni door.
somehow... thinking back over e years of my exams attitude...
primary sch - 'mummy... 惨了啦，我 careless hor, 被扣五分了啦...'
secondary sch - 'juz do 10 years series can liao! do finish 10 years i dun get A1, i tok my own lan jiao cook you u eat!'
JC - 'wtf! i kana ulti den headshot by e paper la!' (its e prime days for Warcraft & Counter-Strike)
uni - 'hosei! december coming! 整题我包美美当作 christmas present 送回给他! i nv do, u no need to mark! steady rite!'
phua: eh fuck! u know how to derive e Euler's Formula not? siao liao...
boon hao: i tried 2 nites liao, cannot means cannot....
phua: den how? sure come out one leh... if u dunno... i can nv noe... kum kuku liao lor...
patrick: no worries! juz thumbdrive it, whole chunk from e notes, copy n paste in can liao!
boon hao: ok, steady! dun understand juz thumbdrive it! onz la!
phua: fuck la... i this week 3 paper sia... too many files liao, no space liao la!
patrick: can one, juz go clear all e older stuff!
phua: my mother's name?
yah... 'thumbdrive' is e new word in town... final yr liao... no such things like '打包' liao... dunno die die oso muz swallow... whoever dun have thumbdrive, i doubt he can even enter e uni door.
somehow... thinking back over e years of my exams attitude...
primary sch - 'mummy... 惨了啦，我 careless hor, 被扣五分了啦...'
secondary sch - 'juz do 10 years series can liao! do finish 10 years i dun get A1, i tok my own lan jiao cook you u eat!'
JC - 'wtf! i kana ulti den headshot by e paper la!' (its e prime days for Warcraft & Counter-Strike)
uni - 'hosei! december coming! 整题我包美美当作 christmas present 送回给他! i nv do, u no need to mark! steady rite!'
haha... somehow in army, i learned this phrase from my kuku trainer:
'if u dun cheat, i din try hard enuff!'
haha... juz a collection of cheating stuns over e past 24 years of my life! some i used, some i observed de!
- write in e inside of e eraser cover, e bigger e eraser, e more u can write!
- slide e writings under e instruction sheet of e calculator cover
- hide e cheat sheet in e sleeve of e windbreaker or right under e shirt in front of yr tummy
- place e cheat sheet under e exam table e evening before
- one of e most absurd that i had seen, e highlighter that comes wif 'post it', well written on e every of them n pasted them back in placed in e highlighter
- design n print a shirt of formulas n get e guy sitting in front of u to wear it!
- common toilet break for half-time discussion! often used by india's ahbunehneh, cos e invigilators dun understand wat e fuck they saying!
in year 2, for fluids paper, i saw this cock who brought in his own cheat sheet (5 x 5 cm), and yep he drop it to e floor, while trying to retrieve out from his windbreaker's pocket... chui-ed... end up he placed his feet over that small piece of paper, 20 cm off his table on e left, for e rest of e exam. LOL, cant rem, juz get a buy a bigger thumbdrive la!
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