Saturday, December 26, 2009

busy holiday!



'tau pok CK worth 8 pts!' - karen, beware.

apart from working on my FYP, did some ODAC stuff yet again for my last holiday... yep, finally its NTU's turn to host Adventure Jamboree (Adjam 2009), which is a joint event with all 4 uni's ODAC for the JC kids.. being part of e Club for all 4 yrs of my uni life, i'm definitely proud of wat e Club had achieved & where we stand in all various aspects & Adjam is e best chance to showcase them all, not only to e JC kids but also to our peers in NUS, SMU & SIM.



really 2 good thumbs up for e 10th FOOT comm for bringing great success to e event. though e team is young & time is really tight upon their ass, but e comm not only shown teamwork but also e zeal to excel & achieve, thus NTU ODAC stands proudly in front of all crowds.

personally, i would really wanna be fully involved in bringing about Adjam. u may not know how much it means to me, but for all e efforts that we had put in over e past few years, this is e best chance to hao lian to all other ODACs of wat we have, how can kuku me miss it? but sadly, i have to move on wif time & get my ass off. i'm really glad to see that e 10th FOOT comm, together wif e main comm & everyone else who played a part in it, had brought about such great success to Adjam, well presenting our Club to any others. thank you all so much.



met up at jeremy's place on 23rd to have a ATC 09 Xmas gathering, & yep, its steamboat AGAIN! haha! had a real good time ranting over ATC 06, 07 & 09, re-re-re-revisiting all e cock thing that had happened over e past few years wif denis, chong meng, ah gong, jeremy, yong han & shu hong... 我们真的老了...



think i've got e best gift of e nite! haha! bah kwa from ah gong! haha! i love bah kwa!! definitely it reminded us of chinese new year! yep, shall have another round of good meet up den! guys, get ready your $$$, cos e Ban-Luck king is me!! (i'm really god-like in it... as concluded by many, of why i'm still single, cos 情场失意,赌场得意)



think i gave away e best pressie too! e 小叮当 bathroom slippers is juz so damn uber cute & chong meng got it!



yet another departure on Xmas nite, this time, hui hui is off to scotland for 1/2 a year. next will be jean, sishan, issey & jun hua. sadly, my last sem in sch, & yet some of my good frens r simply away..



this holiday, in preparation of us graduating & not meeting up as we all move on from student to working life, i initiated e ODAC DOTA Premiere League, hoping that we will still meet up once in a month, juz to play some PC games at e LAN shop. its really fun to play like kids, shout off our lungs to coordinate e attack, slam e keyboard & mouse upon backstabed & badmouth each other after each nite of DOTA. to make things more interesting, i came out wif e stupid table which i really hates now... i only fucking got 9 points!!! ROARRRRR!!!!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

海派甜心



wahaha!! yet another great production by director 林合隆!! haha! bet his name sounds damn unfamiliar to e readers here right? lemme show u all e shows that were directed by him, from oldest to newest!



bet you all still remember this show back in 2005! <惡魔在身邊> which brought 賀軍翔 & 楊丞琳 to great stardom in 台湾偶像剧!



next is <转角遇到爱> by 羅志祥 & 小S! omg! super great hit of 2007! u muz be a dork for missing this! haha!! got my fav muz watch taiwan celebritry, 小猪!



another show in 2007, <放羊的星星>, a show by our long-lost childhood idol, 林志穎 with pretty korean actress Yoo Ha Na! though it wasn't a great hit as compared to other production of 林合隆, but i still enjoyed shows of e 'cry-cry' genre!



yea hey! end of 2007, e online poll, voted best on-screen couple of e year, in <惡魔在身邊>, 賀軍翔 & 楊丞琳 once again combined power in <换换爱>. i simply love shows by 楊丞琳!



combining taiwan all-time pretty boys, we have <篮球火> in 2008, with little-gals killer, 吴尊, lady-killer, 言承旭 & phua-killer, 小猪, u will die for not watching it! wat's best, its a whole show juz on basketball! no love & rubbish bullshit!



end of 2008, this director simply love to bring best on-screen couples together, and we have e all-time viewers fav, since <惡作劇之吻>, den <惡作劇2吻>, to <我的亿万面包>, with 林依晨 & 鄭元暢! haha! we simply love them like e rest of e taiwanese, chinese, japanese & koreans! 林依晨's acting, one word, UPs.



early 2009, another tear-driving show, <心星的淚光> by 言承旭 & super pretty 关颖. omg! damn sad show!! i love 'cry-cry' shows!!! juz like y i like korean dramas!

haha! bascially i watched almost all his production, & some i even watched them twice! Now! we have <海派甜心>, with 2 of my fav, 楊丞琳 & 小猪!



so wat's this show all about? haha! basically bout 小猪 who's damn freaking rich, with an over-protected childhood that that he knows no frens or played any games or sports, fearing that he will be kidnapped or injured since young. with dying-eager to earn n learn self-independency, he went to china, hang zhou, for university n get to know 楊丞琳, using his fake uber poor identity (feared that others knows his uber rich & got kidnapped in foreign land), who plays n punk-gal in sch! n yep... thru all e bla bla that this dork n punk fell in love.



punk-gal comes from a well-to-do family, & was forced to marry another rich man's son, not knowing that 小猪 is uber rich, her mother forced them to separate ways after 3 yrs of relationship. e same old shit in all dramas, lots of super coincidental coincidences that 小猪 tot that 楊丞琳 had ditched him for a rich man while 楊丞琳 tot that he had forgotten all his promises of waiting for her... that e 2 lovebirds separate ways thinking that they had been ditched by e other party... so, 小猪 returned to motherland, & turned playboy, ditching gals who hook on rich guys like himself, seeking revenge of his 1st love!

3 years later, they met, where 楊丞琳 turned a DJ, & 小猪 bought e radio station to seek his revenge on her, to hook her up with his real rich man identity n ditch her later! as now 小猪 introduced himself with his true identity, 楊丞琳 finds it hard to separate e new 小猪 from her long lost lover, they shared e same face but wif total diff. character which she totally hates! & yes, this is a story bout how 小猪 wins back his gal wif his real identity!



irritating smurk look + cartoony animation on 小猪's face when he come out of his masterplan on how to hook 楊丞琳 up!

wat's so nice, every scene that 小猪 did something that reminds 楊丞琳 of her lost lover is juz so touching!! haha! den 小猪 juz deny that he's not that dork and has never studied in china, making 楊丞琳 so damn sad, cos his looks simply reminds her of e lost him, which brought her so much pain! whahaha! i love such shows!!



e bemused face of 楊丞琳 when 小猪 said he that he once visited hang zhou before, with every inch of hope that this lookalike will be her long lost lover.

catch this show on http://www.youtube.com/user/acmilansoccer999#p/u/14/zKacSrgi36c every sunday 2300 k!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Last Holiday



moving on to e next terror, FYP!! OMFG!! trust me, this thing is no joke... rite after e exams ends & i'm fucking back in sch sitting in e long forgotten table in lee wee nam library... haiz... shall not complain & bla further... sick of myself whining bout it...



this is wat my whole FYP is all about... u never know that maths sucks till u see this man! & not juz once, its whole chunk of it, continuously for 65 pages... & somehow, dunno how, i'm supposed to turn all these unknown Greek figurines into computer script. anw, i spend like 8 hrs till i know wat e shit e above is all talking about... think u r a smart ass? try be an Engineer first. if my child will ever wanna do Engineering, he shall pay for his own sch fees.

monday evening while on e train back to sch, overheard an fugly gal's mindless conversation wif her parents. watever she says simply annoys me (probably if she's a chiobu, watever shit that comes out of her mouth will taste like honey)...

fugly gal: '我们读 diploma 的 hor,都是很 practical 的人,nerd 才读大学的'

firstly, i have no issues bout e practicality of diploma grads. secondly, among my engineering clique, 40% r from poly, so they r practical nerds? thirdly, e frens i made in NTU ain't nerds. forthly, look at your fuck face, doubt u can make it to e uni if u were to try 10 times harder. lastly, having fat hands & legs like yours, doubt u r any good in your 'practical' work.

really felt like giving her my hp no. so that in 5 years time, she can call to tell me she's e next Bill Gates, made it big wif Nanosoft without a degree in her pocket. i dun really think that i'm smart or anything big that i make it to uni, think its more about e effort & many other factors, but definitely, i guess all my frens will agree - Uni is not for e weak-hearted.

to hell wif whoever who ever once told us that, 'JC is e toughest, once u go to Uni, everything will be easy', sounds familiar rite?



anw... calendar is filled wif post exams activities, but e biggest surprise for myself is to get all wet & dirty on e day rite after my last paper. yep, went on recce for ATC 2010! woohoo~ i love doing ATC, its not juz about e sense of achievement derived, but e trill of finding an unknown land in our vibrant lion city! see e trails in e pics above, e next ATC team will make magic out of it!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

e fuck-up phone



and yes! i'm so gonna to bitch about my handphone as my first post after e exams! simply wat e fuck~! its such a disappointing product from sony ericsson... i've been using e brother series, T600i, & i simply love every part of it, high system stability, drop from level 3 yet it worked perfectly fine, etc, & esp. all e beautiful pics that were up on this blog, used to be e babies of my previous phone... & so, thinking that C902 is e big brother wif 5.0 Megapix, it will be way superior.. i was so damn wrong... all i can conclude... its a huanted phone!

this phone sux becos:
  1. e keypad is simply glued-on
  2. e outer skin is not casted-on, but simply pasted over using plastic skin which peels off on e 1st day of purchase
  3. e camera button contradicts wif e other buttons in its programming script (i gotta hold on to e camera button so that e rest can work)
  4. after e 4th visit for servicing at sony ericsson, e service gal claims that e phone is in perfect condition
now comes e interesting part...
  1. it switches off when i try to ans calls...
  2. pt. 1 does not happen when my mum calls
  3. it switches off when i wanna switch off e alarm
  4. 1/2 way thru my examination, it turns on on its own
  5. e alarm rings even when e battery is removed (zhang mei)
  6. it simply went on strike thru out e examination period
everything that can go wrong with a handphone, it all happened on mine... every part fails, less e superior Cybershot camera function... talking bout e nice pics... lemme share wif u all, a very interesting story: 'Pets of the Phua Family'



MAY
dunno y my dear eldest sis started her new hobby, called 'Fishkeeping'. basically, building & rearing aquarium fishes for viewing purposes. somehow her hobby, became everybody else, think i can term myself '养鱼达人' real soon.

for e start, we had 5 dunno-wat real small fishes & shrimps swimming in e tank. so small that jayren can't even find e shrimps, dad can't even sees them, mum claims that they r not even big enuff for her to 'bao bah zhang' (anw... they were claimed by my sis to be prawns).. after a month time... e fishes starts to die... its pandemic, all gone within 2 days... & so, everyone in e family begins to draw assumption for their sudden death...

according to e fish doctor, sis' bf, e fishes were not fed on a regular basis, so irregulatory in life has caused their death.. n e decomposed body of one contaminated e water, & poisoned e rest. since all of us r not home in e day, nor even in e nite, my poor retired dad shall adopt 5 more kids when my sis bought new fishes to replace e deads.

JULY
somehow, e fishes starts to die AGAIN! doctor came & diagnosed that e water quality is poor, hence e fishes got ill, suffering from poluted water...
  1. tar from my dad's smoking
  2. bacteria produced from e little snails
alrite, there's no way u can get dad to quit smoking, he will die e day he quits... so now we have to constantly spot & pick out these snails that r no more than 2mm in size from e plants... trust me, its a real tacky task upon me cos i got e best eyesight... everytime i tried to pluck out any that i saw, it was claimed that i accidentally killed e plants too, causing e oxygen composition in e water to drop, killing e fishes indirectly!

AUGUST
to think that everything that we need to do is done, e fishes dies AGAIN! so this time, e finger goes back to my dad... due to his aging eyesight, he's over-feeding them by scooping too much food! since sch has yet to start, i shall feed them... something new for me man, u can't feed fishes by simply throwing their food into e tank! guppies r top-eaters, e dunno-wat r mid-water eaters & e prawns r e bottom eaters.. so if i juz dump e food, not all gets to eat... u gotta use e tweezer, hold on to e food, n bring it to their mouths!

in this feeding process, i killed e fishes AGAIN! cos when i moved e tweezer through e water, i created great turbulance that e fishes can't take it... lost of appetite & died again... ROAR!!!



i really loves these shrimps! they never ever die! good boys! its rather fun to c how much they have grown by measuring their shedded shells, which r picked out from e bottom.

SEPT/OCT
mum, being a perfect old-fashionist, strongly feels that e deaths of e pets is a bad thing for e family, & she will apply her unorthodox 风水 practise to save e family! she knows nothing much bout geomancy, wherever got problem in e house, she will place e well-blessed, octagonal-shaped S$1 coin at that corner. same thing. she puts them in e tank! OMFG, e fish dies, e finger flies, ya, this time, mummy got e bullet...

NOV
everyday, sis will call home at regular hours to check on her fish... me & 二姐 will frequently check on e numbers. we tot that we had finally found e perfect fish rearing strategy, but... e fishes proved us wrong... somehow, e shrimps r real tough, like Nike series, All-Condition-Gear, no matter wat happens, they r still breathing.

after great depth of investigation, it was concluded that due to out irregular home-hours, e tank lights r not on, & e plants r not photosynthsizing enough & e fishes suffocated to death! so now dad got another new task! bet it muz be a real torture to be a pet in e Phua's family... y dun they juz jump out of e water to commit suicide & save us all e trouble? its quite tiring to figure out their cause of death..



DEC
happy me who finished his paper has finally returned home! its 6pm & time to on e lights for e fish tank! stunned when it din light up, called for sis, reported that e lights aren't working, & i tot i did a great deed. sis rushed home, me got screwed, cos i denied her tank 3 hrs of lights, that e switch now works on timer & will automatically switch on at 7pm & off at 12mn, me pressing that on/off button has disturbed her configuration! how e fuck i know sia! ROAR ROAR!



this stupid timer is well hidden in a corner...



next day... this little piece of paper is pasted over e switch button... ROAR ROAR ROAR!!! ask me anything bout fishkeeping now, i can write u a book.



how sad, took a pic of our abandoned tower on e 7th dec... & i'm still defending it... sob sob... e feeling sux to e core to be e last to finish e exam... i can't celebrate cos e rest would have well over spent on celebrations in e earlier dates.



back to my life! 'The Worlds Within' latest show by my fav. Song Hye Kyo in 2009 since 'Fullhouse' in 2005! DRAMA-MODE, disturb = death.