Saturday, December 26, 2009

busy holiday!



'tau pok CK worth 8 pts!' - karen, beware.

apart from working on my FYP, did some ODAC stuff yet again for my last holiday... yep, finally its NTU's turn to host Adventure Jamboree (Adjam 2009), which is a joint event with all 4 uni's ODAC for the JC kids.. being part of e Club for all 4 yrs of my uni life, i'm definitely proud of wat e Club had achieved & where we stand in all various aspects & Adjam is e best chance to showcase them all, not only to e JC kids but also to our peers in NUS, SMU & SIM.



really 2 good thumbs up for e 10th FOOT comm for bringing great success to e event. though e team is young & time is really tight upon their ass, but e comm not only shown teamwork but also e zeal to excel & achieve, thus NTU ODAC stands proudly in front of all crowds.

personally, i would really wanna be fully involved in bringing about Adjam. u may not know how much it means to me, but for all e efforts that we had put in over e past few years, this is e best chance to hao lian to all other ODACs of wat we have, how can kuku me miss it? but sadly, i have to move on wif time & get my ass off. i'm really glad to see that e 10th FOOT comm, together wif e main comm & everyone else who played a part in it, had brought about such great success to Adjam, well presenting our Club to any others. thank you all so much.



met up at jeremy's place on 23rd to have a ATC 09 Xmas gathering, & yep, its steamboat AGAIN! haha! had a real good time ranting over ATC 06, 07 & 09, re-re-re-revisiting all e cock thing that had happened over e past few years wif denis, chong meng, ah gong, jeremy, yong han & shu hong... 我们真的老了...



think i've got e best gift of e nite! haha! bah kwa from ah gong! haha! i love bah kwa!! definitely it reminded us of chinese new year! yep, shall have another round of good meet up den! guys, get ready your $$$, cos e Ban-Luck king is me!! (i'm really god-like in it... as concluded by many, of why i'm still single, cos 情场失意,赌场得意)



think i gave away e best pressie too! e 小叮当 bathroom slippers is juz so damn uber cute & chong meng got it!



yet another departure on Xmas nite, this time, hui hui is off to scotland for 1/2 a year. next will be jean, sishan, issey & jun hua. sadly, my last sem in sch, & yet some of my good frens r simply away..



this holiday, in preparation of us graduating & not meeting up as we all move on from student to working life, i initiated e ODAC DOTA Premiere League, hoping that we will still meet up once in a month, juz to play some PC games at e LAN shop. its really fun to play like kids, shout off our lungs to coordinate e attack, slam e keyboard & mouse upon backstabed & badmouth each other after each nite of DOTA. to make things more interesting, i came out wif e stupid table which i really hates now... i only fucking got 9 points!!! ROARRRRR!!!!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

海派甜心



wahaha!! yet another great production by director 林合隆!! haha! bet his name sounds damn unfamiliar to e readers here right? lemme show u all e shows that were directed by him, from oldest to newest!



bet you all still remember this show back in 2005! <惡魔在身邊> which brought 賀軍翔 & 楊丞琳 to great stardom in 台湾偶像剧!



next is <转角遇到爱> by 羅志祥 & 小S! omg! super great hit of 2007! u muz be a dork for missing this! haha!! got my fav muz watch taiwan celebritry, 小猪!



another show in 2007, <放羊的星星>, a show by our long-lost childhood idol, 林志穎 with pretty korean actress Yoo Ha Na! though it wasn't a great hit as compared to other production of 林合隆, but i still enjoyed shows of e 'cry-cry' genre!



yea hey! end of 2007, e online poll, voted best on-screen couple of e year, in <惡魔在身邊>, 賀軍翔 & 楊丞琳 once again combined power in <换换爱>. i simply love shows by 楊丞琳!



combining taiwan all-time pretty boys, we have <篮球火> in 2008, with little-gals killer, 吴尊, lady-killer, 言承旭 & phua-killer, 小猪, u will die for not watching it! wat's best, its a whole show juz on basketball! no love & rubbish bullshit!



end of 2008, this director simply love to bring best on-screen couples together, and we have e all-time viewers fav, since <惡作劇之吻>, den <惡作劇2吻>, to <我的亿万面包>, with 林依晨 & 鄭元暢! haha! we simply love them like e rest of e taiwanese, chinese, japanese & koreans! 林依晨's acting, one word, UPs.



early 2009, another tear-driving show, <心星的淚光> by 言承旭 & super pretty 关颖. omg! damn sad show!! i love 'cry-cry' shows!!! juz like y i like korean dramas!

haha! bascially i watched almost all his production, & some i even watched them twice! Now! we have <海派甜心>, with 2 of my fav, 楊丞琳 & 小猪!



so wat's this show all about? haha! basically bout 小猪 who's damn freaking rich, with an over-protected childhood that that he knows no frens or played any games or sports, fearing that he will be kidnapped or injured since young. with dying-eager to earn n learn self-independency, he went to china, hang zhou, for university n get to know 楊丞琳, using his fake uber poor identity (feared that others knows his uber rich & got kidnapped in foreign land), who plays n punk-gal in sch! n yep... thru all e bla bla that this dork n punk fell in love.



punk-gal comes from a well-to-do family, & was forced to marry another rich man's son, not knowing that 小猪 is uber rich, her mother forced them to separate ways after 3 yrs of relationship. e same old shit in all dramas, lots of super coincidental coincidences that 小猪 tot that 楊丞琳 had ditched him for a rich man while 楊丞琳 tot that he had forgotten all his promises of waiting for her... that e 2 lovebirds separate ways thinking that they had been ditched by e other party... so, 小猪 returned to motherland, & turned playboy, ditching gals who hook on rich guys like himself, seeking revenge of his 1st love!

3 years later, they met, where 楊丞琳 turned a DJ, & 小猪 bought e radio station to seek his revenge on her, to hook her up with his real rich man identity n ditch her later! as now 小猪 introduced himself with his true identity, 楊丞琳 finds it hard to separate e new 小猪 from her long lost lover, they shared e same face but wif total diff. character which she totally hates! & yes, this is a story bout how 小猪 wins back his gal wif his real identity!



irritating smurk look + cartoony animation on 小猪's face when he come out of his masterplan on how to hook 楊丞琳 up!

wat's so nice, every scene that 小猪 did something that reminds 楊丞琳 of her lost lover is juz so touching!! haha! den 小猪 juz deny that he's not that dork and has never studied in china, making 楊丞琳 so damn sad, cos his looks simply reminds her of e lost him, which brought her so much pain! whahaha! i love such shows!!



e bemused face of 楊丞琳 when 小猪 said he that he once visited hang zhou before, with every inch of hope that this lookalike will be her long lost lover.

catch this show on http://www.youtube.com/user/acmilansoccer999#p/u/14/zKacSrgi36c every sunday 2300 k!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Last Holiday



moving on to e next terror, FYP!! OMFG!! trust me, this thing is no joke... rite after e exams ends & i'm fucking back in sch sitting in e long forgotten table in lee wee nam library... haiz... shall not complain & bla further... sick of myself whining bout it...



this is wat my whole FYP is all about... u never know that maths sucks till u see this man! & not juz once, its whole chunk of it, continuously for 65 pages... & somehow, dunno how, i'm supposed to turn all these unknown Greek figurines into computer script. anw, i spend like 8 hrs till i know wat e shit e above is all talking about... think u r a smart ass? try be an Engineer first. if my child will ever wanna do Engineering, he shall pay for his own sch fees.

monday evening while on e train back to sch, overheard an fugly gal's mindless conversation wif her parents. watever she says simply annoys me (probably if she's a chiobu, watever shit that comes out of her mouth will taste like honey)...

fugly gal: '我们读 diploma 的 hor,都是很 practical 的人,nerd 才读大学的'

firstly, i have no issues bout e practicality of diploma grads. secondly, among my engineering clique, 40% r from poly, so they r practical nerds? thirdly, e frens i made in NTU ain't nerds. forthly, look at your fuck face, doubt u can make it to e uni if u were to try 10 times harder. lastly, having fat hands & legs like yours, doubt u r any good in your 'practical' work.

really felt like giving her my hp no. so that in 5 years time, she can call to tell me she's e next Bill Gates, made it big wif Nanosoft without a degree in her pocket. i dun really think that i'm smart or anything big that i make it to uni, think its more about e effort & many other factors, but definitely, i guess all my frens will agree - Uni is not for e weak-hearted.

to hell wif whoever who ever once told us that, 'JC is e toughest, once u go to Uni, everything will be easy', sounds familiar rite?



anw... calendar is filled wif post exams activities, but e biggest surprise for myself is to get all wet & dirty on e day rite after my last paper. yep, went on recce for ATC 2010! woohoo~ i love doing ATC, its not juz about e sense of achievement derived, but e trill of finding an unknown land in our vibrant lion city! see e trails in e pics above, e next ATC team will make magic out of it!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

e fuck-up phone



and yes! i'm so gonna to bitch about my handphone as my first post after e exams! simply wat e fuck~! its such a disappointing product from sony ericsson... i've been using e brother series, T600i, & i simply love every part of it, high system stability, drop from level 3 yet it worked perfectly fine, etc, & esp. all e beautiful pics that were up on this blog, used to be e babies of my previous phone... & so, thinking that C902 is e big brother wif 5.0 Megapix, it will be way superior.. i was so damn wrong... all i can conclude... its a huanted phone!

this phone sux becos:
  1. e keypad is simply glued-on
  2. e outer skin is not casted-on, but simply pasted over using plastic skin which peels off on e 1st day of purchase
  3. e camera button contradicts wif e other buttons in its programming script (i gotta hold on to e camera button so that e rest can work)
  4. after e 4th visit for servicing at sony ericsson, e service gal claims that e phone is in perfect condition
now comes e interesting part...
  1. it switches off when i try to ans calls...
  2. pt. 1 does not happen when my mum calls
  3. it switches off when i wanna switch off e alarm
  4. 1/2 way thru my examination, it turns on on its own
  5. e alarm rings even when e battery is removed (zhang mei)
  6. it simply went on strike thru out e examination period
everything that can go wrong with a handphone, it all happened on mine... every part fails, less e superior Cybershot camera function... talking bout e nice pics... lemme share wif u all, a very interesting story: 'Pets of the Phua Family'



MAY
dunno y my dear eldest sis started her new hobby, called 'Fishkeeping'. basically, building & rearing aquarium fishes for viewing purposes. somehow her hobby, became everybody else, think i can term myself '养鱼达人' real soon.

for e start, we had 5 dunno-wat real small fishes & shrimps swimming in e tank. so small that jayren can't even find e shrimps, dad can't even sees them, mum claims that they r not even big enuff for her to 'bao bah zhang' (anw... they were claimed by my sis to be prawns).. after a month time... e fishes starts to die... its pandemic, all gone within 2 days... & so, everyone in e family begins to draw assumption for their sudden death...

according to e fish doctor, sis' bf, e fishes were not fed on a regular basis, so irregulatory in life has caused their death.. n e decomposed body of one contaminated e water, & poisoned e rest. since all of us r not home in e day, nor even in e nite, my poor retired dad shall adopt 5 more kids when my sis bought new fishes to replace e deads.

JULY
somehow, e fishes starts to die AGAIN! doctor came & diagnosed that e water quality is poor, hence e fishes got ill, suffering from poluted water...
  1. tar from my dad's smoking
  2. bacteria produced from e little snails
alrite, there's no way u can get dad to quit smoking, he will die e day he quits... so now we have to constantly spot & pick out these snails that r no more than 2mm in size from e plants... trust me, its a real tacky task upon me cos i got e best eyesight... everytime i tried to pluck out any that i saw, it was claimed that i accidentally killed e plants too, causing e oxygen composition in e water to drop, killing e fishes indirectly!

AUGUST
to think that everything that we need to do is done, e fishes dies AGAIN! so this time, e finger goes back to my dad... due to his aging eyesight, he's over-feeding them by scooping too much food! since sch has yet to start, i shall feed them... something new for me man, u can't feed fishes by simply throwing their food into e tank! guppies r top-eaters, e dunno-wat r mid-water eaters & e prawns r e bottom eaters.. so if i juz dump e food, not all gets to eat... u gotta use e tweezer, hold on to e food, n bring it to their mouths!

in this feeding process, i killed e fishes AGAIN! cos when i moved e tweezer through e water, i created great turbulance that e fishes can't take it... lost of appetite & died again... ROAR!!!



i really loves these shrimps! they never ever die! good boys! its rather fun to c how much they have grown by measuring their shedded shells, which r picked out from e bottom.

SEPT/OCT
mum, being a perfect old-fashionist, strongly feels that e deaths of e pets is a bad thing for e family, & she will apply her unorthodox 风水 practise to save e family! she knows nothing much bout geomancy, wherever got problem in e house, she will place e well-blessed, octagonal-shaped S$1 coin at that corner. same thing. she puts them in e tank! OMFG, e fish dies, e finger flies, ya, this time, mummy got e bullet...

NOV
everyday, sis will call home at regular hours to check on her fish... me & 二姐 will frequently check on e numbers. we tot that we had finally found e perfect fish rearing strategy, but... e fishes proved us wrong... somehow, e shrimps r real tough, like Nike series, All-Condition-Gear, no matter wat happens, they r still breathing.

after great depth of investigation, it was concluded that due to out irregular home-hours, e tank lights r not on, & e plants r not photosynthsizing enough & e fishes suffocated to death! so now dad got another new task! bet it muz be a real torture to be a pet in e Phua's family... y dun they juz jump out of e water to commit suicide & save us all e trouble? its quite tiring to figure out their cause of death..



DEC
happy me who finished his paper has finally returned home! its 6pm & time to on e lights for e fish tank! stunned when it din light up, called for sis, reported that e lights aren't working, & i tot i did a great deed. sis rushed home, me got screwed, cos i denied her tank 3 hrs of lights, that e switch now works on timer & will automatically switch on at 7pm & off at 12mn, me pressing that on/off button has disturbed her configuration! how e fuck i know sia! ROAR ROAR!



this stupid timer is well hidden in a corner...



next day... this little piece of paper is pasted over e switch button... ROAR ROAR ROAR!!! ask me anything bout fishkeeping now, i can write u a book.



how sad, took a pic of our abandoned tower on e 7th dec... & i'm still defending it... sob sob... e feeling sux to e core to be e last to finish e exam... i can't celebrate cos e rest would have well over spent on celebrations in e earlier dates.



back to my life! 'The Worlds Within' latest show by my fav. Song Hye Kyo in 2009 since 'Fullhouse' in 2005! DRAMA-MODE, disturb = death.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

thumbdrive



guess nothing beats e thumbdrive as a welcoming gift to all engineering kids of NTU... its juz simply so relevant to us... for example...

phua: eh fuck! u know how to derive e Euler's Formula not? siao liao...

boon hao: i tried 2 nites liao, cannot means cannot....

phua: den how? sure come out one leh... if u dunno... i can nv noe... kum kuku liao lor...

patrick: no worries! juz thumbdrive it, whole chunk from e notes, copy n paste in can liao!

boon hao: ok, steady! dun understand juz thumbdrive it! onz la!

phua: fuck la... i this week 3 paper sia... too many files liao, no space liao la!

patrick: can one, juz go clear all e older stuff!

phua: my mother's name?

yah... 'thumbdrive' is e new word in town... final yr liao... no such things like '打包' liao... dunno die die oso muz swallow... whoever dun have thumbdrive, i doubt he can even enter e uni door.

somehow... thinking back over e years of my exams attitude...

primary sch - 'mummy... 惨了啦,我 careless hor, 被扣五分了啦...'

secondary sch - 'juz do 10 years series can liao! do finish 10 years i dun get A1, i tok my own lan jiao cook you u eat!'

JC - 'wtf! i kana ulti den headshot by e paper la!' (its e prime days for Warcraft & Counter-Strike)

uni - 'hosei! december coming! 整题我包美美当作 christmas present 送回给他! i nv do, u no need to mark! steady rite!'

haha... somehow in army, i learned this phrase from my kuku trainer:

'if u dun cheat, i din try hard enuff!'

haha... juz a collection of cheating stuns over e past 24 years of my life! some i used, some i observed de!
  1. write in e inside of e eraser cover, e bigger e eraser, e more u can write!
  2. slide e writings under e instruction sheet of e calculator cover
  3. hide e cheat sheet in e sleeve of e windbreaker or right under e shirt in front of yr tummy
  4. place e cheat sheet under e exam table e evening before
  5. one of e most absurd that i had seen, e highlighter that comes wif 'post it', well written on e every of them n pasted them back in placed in e highlighter
  6. design n print a shirt of formulas n get e guy sitting in front of u to wear it!
  7. common toilet break for half-time discussion! often used by india's ahbunehneh, cos e invigilators dun understand wat e fuck they saying!
in year 2, for fluids paper, i saw this cock who brought in his own cheat sheet (5 x 5 cm), and yep he drop it to e floor, while trying to retrieve out from his windbreaker's pocket... chui-ed... end up he placed his feet over that small piece of paper, 20 cm off his table on e left, for e rest of e exam. LOL, cant rem, juz get a buy a bigger thumbdrive la!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

a busy week for me, for singapore



wah! its a damn busy week, with the APEC thingy for the country and exams for me!! haha, all e ministers have their nerves juz as tight up as mine! bet our dear defense minister n his army of the various chief-in-command of wat not all can finally sleep in peace once Obama get his ass on his Air Force One n out of our land! poor me! still kana haunted by engineering formulas, i dun mind if they r clear in my dreams, that means i studied n learned well! but they r simply juz so blur... sob sob...

no worries to all foreign leaders! wat's there to worry when hu jing tao brought Kungfu Panda to town and Obama sending in 250 secret agents, camping at the top of our skycrapers with their sniper rifles?



STOMP shd start e campaign, sponsored by e whitehouse, that if we get to capture a shot of these secret agents, we receive US$500, to check their competency of disguise and stealth! that's gonna be fun for us rite?

yep, 2 china's top breed of giant pandas as token of good frenship, r to be PR in singapore for e next 10 years, and that suddenly strike me to question, so wat do china send to countries as token for so-so frenship? small pandas?

anw, i still prefer e US styles... like kunfu panda! cute n inspiring... e real ones r rather boring... seen them in zoo... more like rocks with black spots, cant kick n fight, nor even do rolls on e floor... e cartoon one much better! i wonder if they will like it if we were to send lions to china... bet they even have lions with pink polka dots,that ours seem so... normal...

hmm if animal cant do e job... buy them food! treat hu jing tao to chicken rice? that's something tacky... wat if they claim that the Hainanese Chicken Rice is not singaporeans, but belonged to Hainan, and wants it back like they want taiwan? anw... i'm a pure breed hainanese (both parents of pure hainanese from Hainan), there's no hainanese chicken rice there... only 文乡鸡 which taste horrible!).




haha! that's why i prefer the americans!! 'Botak Jones' is my fav! wahaha! so localised!

Botak - Singlish
Jones - Ang Moh

so integrated! i simply trust e americans that they will never want to claim ownership of this!



hmm... wonder any european leaders who's in town this time round... y dun they bring EPL to all singaporeans and NOT JUST TO MIO TV SUBSCRIBERS, as a token of good frenship too? we dun go to zoo! so we no need animals! they look much more interesting on Discovery Channel!



mugging is crazy... our tower at lee wee nam is so easily under attack cos e army is always sleeping!! poor jayren... as e general of e tower defense, he has to defend it outside he's own territory...



haha! my pro-comm. team! topic: office sexual harassment. haha! we love harassing wei xiu!



took a break, 2-piece chicken meal with the buddy meal coupon! wootz! FINGER LICKING GOOD!

Monday, November 9, 2009

an unfair world



haha, in e midst of preparations for e 2nd last exam of mine, few things crop up, like finding jobs n kana pressured by FYP prof.. that i revisited some rules of mine... yep, somehow our lives r sadly filled wif limited choices, governed by the 3 Do's of life:

What I can do.
- the Realistic-Self

What I want to do.
- the Idealistic-Self

What I need to do.
- the Fabricated-Self

somehow, this 3 Do's simply juz contradicts in our lives, that we cant have all 3 of them at e same time, be it we like it a not. i can work, but i dun want to work but yet i need money, so i need to work, yet e job that i like doesn't pay me well, so e more i dread working, but i need e money cos i want to eat botak jones, so i do work that is high paying, with probs so hard to solve which huants me in my dreams in e middle of e night... bla bla bla

there's no way that i can find a job that i need to do nothing, but yet get paid for. we still have to make a choice rite? being e phua that u all know, my mia sia (名声,reputation) is of paramount. nothing is more important than that.

i'll choose to be e fabricated-self, even i dun like wat i'm doing. maybe i'm a born responsible boy, or maybe i juz wanna be viewed by others that i'm a responsible boy. nonetheless, regardless of e driving force, i choose wat i need to do.

doing wat i can do best, like watching drama, continously for days n nights, realistic? but i really want to juz lie on e bed in e air-con room n watch dramas, ideal? think about it, who e fuck in his rite mind would want to work? but we all have to rite? not as if my dad is Bill Gates, or my wife is some dubai princess that i can drink oil like water.. as much as i could, once i start working, get some cash, i'll want to travel around to see e world, maybe their moon really rounder... but i wun, cos i'll save e money to buy a car for e family, cos my parents r old, i need to provide them wif e comfort.

'with great power comes great responsibility' - peter parker (spiderman)



yep, so life is never really our choice... at e end of e day, we cant really tell wat's to be ahead of us, lucky i got all these 'Phua's Laws' to guide my life! 宁愿对不起自己,也不可对不起别人. when i was in yr 1, yali once said this to me, 'you think i like to talk to pple meh? its becos i have to ma, its part of e job of being a main commer..' - thanz, i really learned a lot.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

my views

with e current nation's direction of inreasing population on our little sunny island, e govt wanna push e human numbers from 4.3 to 6.1 million... to do so... encouraging native citizens alone, to fuck n give birth is simply impossible... e cost so living so high, me, at most 2 (i marry my wife, i contribute back to e nation by producing 2 back, very responisble liao!) n no more! not many singaporean think like me, i bet more dun even wanna have children...

anw... e govt sure have it ways to get wat they want... of cos not by getting more banglars... but inviting wat they call e 'foreign talents' which somehow dun seem so talented, at least to me... they r simply here to make numbers, somehow e means r not meeting e ends... not exactly that i hate them or afraid that they r competing away my career opportunities (if my boss-to-be prefers to work wif some tiong or neh, think his too dumb to boss me) but they r real prick in e ass thru out my education journey...



education in singapore is a funny thing... think we all r familiar with e streamings in secondary sch rite... from good to bad:

special - wah, yr son very smart ar!
express - wah not bad leh, which tution centre u send him to ar?
normal (acad) - maybe he's a late boomer, can de la, dun worry..
normal (tech) - my mum doen't noe that this stream exist...

do u noe, in e past when govt wanna push for industrialisation, they r ranked e other way:

normal (tech) - his normal and good in technical skills, craft to be an engineer!
normal (acad) - hmm... can study la, but cant apply onto daily work...
express - get out of sch fast... e factory needs them
special - they attend special school.... too dumb...



'cher, can i go toilet?'

so after e industries r up... die... all r engineers who cant sell their product... so they pushed for 'Thinking School, Learning Nation'. another rubbish thing... so poor students like us have to attend thinking programme, teaching us how to do explicit n implicit thinking... wat crap... my teacher den dun even noe wat she's doing herself... n juz turn it into reading period...

after a while, this thing died down, but yet there's another new direction, that in e real world, work become very adhoc based, all r project-liked, so students muz be trained to do project, so i gotta do IPW (forget wat it means) as part of my 'A' levels requirements... smlj... worst of all, my batch, e one n only batch, has to take SAT paper cos others think that singapore is using english form of assessment too long n has lost touch wif e competitveness from US, so i must take both! wat e fuck! e next year, dunno for fuck reason they scrap e idea... so i wasted my time n $200 to take that paper.

so now i'm in e uni, worst... now e govt wants to push for population growth, keep paying e ah tiongs n nehs to come study here... hoping that when they grad, they will contribute to e economy with their special 'talents', n with good prayers, they will fall for some singaporean, decide to fuck n build their family on e sunny island... think e govt thinks too much...




these r not banglars! i got this pic from one of e ah neh club from sch, taken when they went on outing for famous prata in singapore

their 'talents' other than getting e 'A's n i gotta suck thumb wif my 'B's,
  1. seriously adding to noise pollution
  2. spoiling e freshness of e air wif their unwashed clothings
  3. leeches in proj work
  4. they spoil my nights wif bad DOTA games
  5. cutting queues at canteen (later did i realise that they r too dumb to noe that there's a queue line
  6. simply refuse to speak e common language, english
  7. they become lousy prof who cant teach in english
  8. blocking up e walk corridors, they r real good at that... i tot i'm a loud boy, i said excuse me 3 times n none heard me... den i realise that they r real good in thier 1st talent...
  9. spending my parent's money
  10. this special skill that Naruto has... they are everywhere
for some reasons, i really hate their pressence in sch... they r getting e better grades, not thay i'll get them if they r not around, but rather give them to some singaporeans peers of mine... they r spending my parents money! we pay tax! govt use our money to pay for them to come study here! even give them S$550 a month! they take e rooms in hostel, while we fight so hard in CCA to get equivalent points to get a room... end up we still din get rooms, our results cui, while they get room, get results, get our money... wtf!



i spend 4 yrs wif them, they dun seem at all interested to adapt to us... refuse to even use msn or facebook prefers their 优酷 over youtube... maybe in 10 years to come, we start seeing school boys like this at your neighbourhood!



so wat if e 4th local uni is to be opened in 2012, does that means more singaporeans will receive uni education? end up its juz another place for them to part! for every $3 that e uni receive from us, e govt gives e uni $1, so that's 25%, i dunno how to do e maths, but i juz noe we r feeding them. unwillingly... i'm gonna grad n have to pay tax in 8 months time... mind u... they dun even have CPF contribution for e 5 yrs of bond here... knn...

wat policy is this all about? yes, e govt has brought us thus far... but this is seriously annoying... y shd i pay for my son to suffer in this education which i went thru myself... poor him if i'm still a singaporean then... worst, he cant get beat them to get entry to local uni, i gotta pay more for him for private uni education, yet still pay for his arch enemies to study here!

juz got irritated by them when i got my subway this noon...

tiong: wat favour for u?

me: hearty italian


tiong: sorry, which one?


me: no. 3 . . .

tiong: vegetables?

me: everything except olive


tiong: huh?

me: everything except olive

tiong: (lost-child face)


me: 全部都要,除了橄榄...


dunno is her english bad or my chinese good.... ya... fuck me for all u want that i dun like them. y dun they go join e rest of their foreigns, like those from thailand n philipines, to flourish e streets of geylang? think that's being more beneficial to e society, a place where we spend money willingly, enjoy, n lower rape crimes...



Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Exam is coming!!

oh no! its e time of the year again!! ROARR! though its like my second last exam of my life, yet, i dun see the call for a celebration for it! juz dun wanna be an 饿死鬼, had an 'hall 7 reunite steamboat' at hall 5 with jas n jean last thurs! wahahahaha!! i love ball ball!!



somehow i abit siao siao that day! bought damn hell lots of food! 1 boy wif 2 girls n e food cost up to $76!! wahahahahah! eat until wanna vomit sia! but simply loved my old neighbours!! hehez! now nobody will wake me up in e morning liao! my new neighbour at hall 5, eugene, is juz plain irritating, instead of waking me up, HE CAME IN MY ROOM, SWITCH OFF MY ALARM CLOCK, claiming that i dun let him slp! ROARRR!!!



haha, we simply failed to consume e food we bought, called for help n summoned e ghost from lee wee nam library, (yonghan, jayren n tung) n we end up chatting till 1am in e morning! haha, somehow no more odac, we got more time for ourselves, yet not spending them constructively, using them to revisit e good old days when we were still involved in e club... like wat eugene says... ‘你们都是 ODAC 鬼...’



during e weekend, junhua called to ask to borrow my single room at hall 5 for fliming... haha, felt honored initially, until i got to know her storyline... yea... wat purpose can this fugly looking room be used for? haha... a rundown mental hospital, she even asked me to be one of e character... seriously... i cant imagine myself acting to be of mental disorder!



juz ended my project with my HA101 (public administration - if u dunno wat's that, bascially how e govt. sets public policy, like imposing tax n setting up of ERP) team on e topic on Privatisation of Local University! (my topic fucking exciting too! shall post bout it in my next entry!, where i'll shall with u wat i think bout e educational reforms that e country has undergone, like e shitty 'Thinking schools, Learning nation' - wat pangsai!) simply love this course! so interesting! can kaopei bout e govt. thru a rightful channel!!! anw, really enjoyed working wif my team! elizabeth, eng soon n e lost child shaoyu!