Tuesday, June 8, 2010

another cycling trip at desaru 27th - 29th may




yet another trip to desaru on the bike, and this time round, with some real old friends from NYOAC! its real hard for a group of friends to meet up and go for trips once we all start working. really enjoyed myself spending the time with them.



i just like the 'slow' way of living in m'sia, which many of them don't seem to understand at the start. haha, i called it 'rubber-time', things are just so slow up north that these impatient singaporeans simply can't take it!



food at 四湾岛 never fails to make me fat! haha, everything there is all about food! hehez, gulping down my favorite 肉骨茶!



running buddy and me! miss those nights running up and down the slopes of NTU with stoopid ling.



out of so many times i'm at desaru, this was my first sunrise shot, ya, i could never get up for such lomantico moments... got dragged out of bed by these 2 terrors...



and yep, this was also the first night shot with mr. lobster of 四湾岛.



hehez, pre-trip brief was done over ling's birthday dinner! phin's steakhouse was seriously way better than that of hog's breathe at CHIJMES!

for the employed-to-be

happened to browse through the internet and saw this article, since most of us are graduating, and will all be working heavily on emails, shall post it up!

as quoted, 10 Rules of E-Mail Etiquette...

1. Do not use E-mail for sensitive subjects or topics that may be especially susceptible to misinterpretation.

2. Do not use E-mail if you are having a difference of opinion with the other person. It is very easy to come across as curt or uncaring in an E-mail message. Schedule a meeting with the person or pick up the phone.

3. Scrutinize the tone of your E-mails. Recognize that the receiver cannot hear your tone of voice and may not spot irony or humor.

4. Don't put anything in an E-mail that you wouldn't want to read on the front page of the newspaper or while sitting on the witness stand.

5. Be wary of forwarding E-mails unless you are certain that the sender would not mind if the message were forwarded. I've received forwarded E-mails that contained some rather personal comments in addition to the business content. I doubt if the author of the original message wanted me to know about her family situation.

6. If you want an E-mail to be regarded as urgent, then label it as such. Regard non-urgent messages the same way you'd regard regular mail and don't expect a reply within hours.

7. Beware of using text messaging abbreviations with people who might find it to be unprofessional, confusing or abrupt. I recently received an E-mail from a customer service department that was written in "textese." I thought it was funny but not everyone would have that reaction.

8. Unless the person is on the other side of the world, the fewer messages, the better. If you need to communicate so much with someone who is just down the hall, go see the person.

9. Beware of rushed messages. Those are the ones you are most likely to regret.

10. Forgive notes that seem unpleasant or out of character. We all have days in which we need people to cut us some slack. Unless it is extreme, don't let one note ruin a relationship.

all the best at work!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

1st marathon



yep, after passing many years from the age where my fitness was at prime, old man phua decided to take on his first marathon, coming this 5th dec 2010. many of my frens had long completed their marathon at their early 20s while i only took it up at mid-20s. back problem is one of the main issue holding me back all these while. but since i had already trained up to 20km for x-physique, might as well push a little more. don't think i can wait any longer, as i can feel my body aging, with fitness level dropping real fast. think it will be even harder once i step into the late 20s to train for a 42km run.

anw, thanz lauren for that little push that got me to sign up, else once past the early-bird phase, i'll find the easy excuse, of 'too expensive' to register, and happily miss the chance.

since its my first marathon, shall just aim to copmplete under 4hr 30mins. time for a new shoe!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

x-physique 2010 - Odee Acee Again!!!



wahahaha, after all these years, i finally have some time to join and train for X-Physique, the urban adventure race, arch rival of ATC, organised by NTU Sports Club. formed the 3-men team in intervarsity category with yonghan and lauren, all out to win 1st, hence naming ourselves, 'Odee Acee Again!!!', forcing the emcee to announce, 'and the 1st prize goes to Odee Acee Again!!!'. wat an arrogant name to begin with, if win, of cos huat, if lose, wah, our faces dunno go where hide!



the team had been discipline in training for the past 6 weeks for the race. had at 3 runs in school each week, even through the examination period, and conditioning runs at mac ritchie park.




apart from training up our physique, there's many more rubbish that we did to ensure that we secure the victory, bo bian, pride at stake, anything can happen as long we win..
  1. deploying e 5 other odac teams to mislead other participants in the directions.
  2. get munir to feed marcus with more supper during exams period (they are the best among the 5 odac teams).
  3. cycling recce around the southern end of the island to guess their checkpoints.
  4. study the southern map like machiam some 10-years series for 'a' levels.
  5. planting spies within sports club to feed us with infomation.


yep, its race day, damn stress as we received the good wishes from supportive members of odac, hoping we will bring back the glory, in fact, i'm not exactly confident of winning 1st, as we lack speed, top 3 should be probable. but, pride at stake, must act cool in front of the young odacians, inside scared like dog..



as the race started, we tried hard to be in the lead for the category, and yes, by the 3rd station, we are the 1st varsity team to arrive, i still can't forget the amazed face of the station master when i reported our team number! getting the lead is easy, maintaining it is real hard...



and yes, we tried all we could to maintain the lead, and thank goodnees to all the trainings that we had, we really ran non-stop, and didn't burn out till the finishing line. and here comes the greatest stress point, cos we were flagged off by waves, hence, coming in 1st does not gurantee the shortest race time. my heartbeat gets faster than in the race while waiting for the results. after 40 mins, no varsity teams reutrned yet. definitely, e hopes was high, i like to quote the word lauren used, 'surreal', yep, we can't believe we may be winning it.



lauren was like saying that we were too confident, as last year, she also joined with some donkeys, and they came in the earliest in the category too, but ended up getting 4th place only! come on man! dun compare yonghan and me with some donkey out there, they no brain de, got mouth only! we got brain, got mouth, got everything!



hehez! 众望所归, we really won 1st! whahahaha!! ok, win liao can kaopei! of cos win la! how can the boss of ATC not win some rivalry race, of cos must win their race to show that we are better right? ITS ALL ABOUT PRIDE! that was my intention when i initiate to participate right from the start! but scare later never win, malu, so never say only!

of cos, without the good teamwork from fabulous team mates we wouldn't have made it. without yonghan the mobile GPS and the lauren the duracell rabbit encourager, we wouldn't have that medal on our neck! good job team! we shall join ATC step-up race 2011! and of cos, thank you guys who gave us the good support for the race, lucky we didn't disappoint your hopes. yep!

post graduation - living the HIGH life of unemployment



i'm so gonna miss the daily morning breakfast with jas, darryl, jean & zhang meh, either at Palette or Can 2. yep. spend almost every morning with the 4 of them for the last semester of uni life. no more cheap cheap breakfast in school le! dun miss me k!

and yes, i'll miss supper at ah fang with eugene too! doubt in any time soon, we can have our favourite mee goreng chicken jumbo again!



here comes the many waves of post exam celebration! first was kushinbo seafood buffet with ling! been waiting to eat it all these while! sadly, this time round, the snow crabs ain't that fresh, quite a big disappointment.



next we had a tower defense + outpost steamboat dinner at bugis! woah, i din know that so many of the odac members study together!



on the very saturday, the odac laojiaos joined the xinjiaos at adsports paintball in m'sia! OMFG! the arena is so damn big la! hahaha, so much more fun than those in singapore! bang! bang! bang! was a great gathering for the old folks! i gotta sa, i'm really old le, can only feel comfortable with the presence of the old birds.



the laojiao squad



the ATC 07 team



the following friday was yet another huat adsports programme, where the xinjiaos from different comms mixed around. haha, that's not for old man like me, so gathered some old folks in the evening instead, to have a nice dinner at chomp chomp follow by durian mosse for dessert!



this dessert place at serangoon gardens is really not bad, down the street of macdonalds, on the 2nd storey, the durian moose is a MUST TRY!



following monday was western food at CHIJMES, i'm so gonna grow so fat, a day right after X-physique, nothing seems to fill the endless pit of big tummy, i can eat a bull! haha, no la, but i did ate 2 set meals alone, and still yearning for more, not that the steak was good, in fact, quite bad, but i was just god damn hungry.



yep, the place is 'hog's breath cafe', selling steak meals at $30++, for good ambience, yes, for good food, NO.




last night, the ATC 09 team met for dinner at geylang for 田鸡粥, haha, was really nice, i had like 6 bowl of porridge, yep, still suffering from post race syndrome, i just can't get enough of food. when hui hui, junhua & issey is back, we shall have a nice bbq k!



fatty jas who claimed to have lost 5kg of weight after a 10 km of walk.



ended the night with durian, but no money, can only eat cheap cheap lousy ones. anw, eugene, stand firm k.

Friday, April 23, 2010

makeover



got real bored studying for nanotechnology, somehow, i really suck at modules that has any shit stinch of chemistry, brain doesn't like the word 'carbon' i guess.

out of the blue, decided to change the blog address, where 'celebrityblogger' doesn't really sound that 'celebrity', shall change it to something with a little more tone, yep, www.xiaohuatockcock.blogspot.com. try reading it out loud, it sounds real cool.

apart from the add, changed the title pic too, a little narcissistic, but just find it nice, i dun really care much bout what you think, come on, i'm a big-time celebrity blogger, i do it with my style.



17th april, attended the first ever 五月天's open air concert right at singapore outdoor stadium. OMFG, trust me, the feeling is just so different when the concert is not capped by a rooftop! damn it that i didn't get the $168 tickets! ROAR!!



went on the concert with yonghan, weihan, yihui, ah gong, aveline! whahaha!



wahahaha, junzhong was watching S.H.E's concert right next door, in the indoor stadium, bet he was damn jealous, especially when theirs ended earlier, only to see our fireworks soaring in the sky! seriously, machiam like NDP!




五月天 at 台中-小巨蛋

nonetheless, what we have in singapore seriously can't be compared to the concerts that they hold back in taiwan, where our max. seating capacity is only at 12,000, while they normally hold for no less than 100,000 pax. i fucking swear that one day, i'll fly over to taiwan to watch them there!



in the final days of my NTU life, the school decides to do some major upgrading, almost everywhere. yea, that's a good thing right? but somehow, some ah tiongs just like to spoil all the good things around us, where the old compartments used to hold the CPU at the library, now turned their rubbish chute. wtf, wake up your idea you cock, THIS IS SINGAPORE, NOT LITTER CHINA. nah... they can't read english.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

just for laughs

read this over someone's blog, thought was quite funny, and shall share with all to destress!

HK vs M'sia vs Sing

TOP REASONS FOR BEING A HONG KONGER

  1. We can spit anywhere we like
  2. Jackie Chan
  3. We get to live in 5'X5' matchboxes passed off as apartments
  4. We get to pay $10,000 a month for these boxes
  5. We can visit Macau every weekend and get shot at
  6. Our children get to speak Tagalog at a young age
  7. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui
  8. or Chris Patten

TOP REASONS FOR BEING MALAYSIANS

  1. We have the world's tallest flagpole, highest building, biggest Pewter mug, largest roti canai, etc. etc. etc.
  2. We have the ability to shower, cook, do laundry, wash the car and the dog with only 3 bottles of Spritzer water!
  3. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the cop all at one time
  4. We save on a lot of electricity 'coz our TV shows are so crap
  5. We can keep the Ringgit to ourselves 'cos no one else wants it
  6. We can blame everything on the Haze...
  7. or El Nino...
  8. or La Nina...
  9. or on George Soros
  10. We don't have to think much 'cos our Government does it for us
  11. We have more water than Singapore, nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh

TOP REASONS FOR BEING SINGAPOREANS

  1. We're not Malaysians
  2. Everyone hates us except ourselves
  3. We have our own island
  4. Our flight stewardesses get to wear nice uniforms
  5. Orchard Road
  6. We know how to spell " Salvatore Ferragamo "
  7. We'll never ever have yucky gum stuck under our shoes
  8. We'll never ever have to worry about finding Mr or Ms Right ('cos the Government will find one for us! Yippee!)
  9. 1 Sing dollar = 2.4 Ringgit
haha, true, true...

Friday, April 16, 2010

the demonic hand

supposed to be a happy day, that i had finished the last 'tutorial' and 'lecture' of my life, though i know, soon to come, these two words, would simply be replaced by 'courses' and 'seminars'. and of course i had finally handed up my final report for FYP, phew, a great relieve after such a long time.



ROOAAARRR! yet something struck me today, or probably its again that period of the year. shall not comment much here, but really felt disappointed.

and ya, sideline a little from the main content of the agony, damn angry! ROAR ROAR! some small baboon put me alongside in comparison with another even smaller donkey! wah kao! pls man, i'm PHUA CHYE KIAT ok! don't anyhow compare me with some small donkeys out there, though small baboon is young and ignorant, hence forgivable, but seriously bursted my BIG BIG EGO & PRIDE! come'on, i'm a man who lives only on pride! that statement alone is enough to kill 5 years of my life! nothing against little donkey, but if it got 10% of me, i can tok off my kukujiao, cook for my mother eat! pardon me ONLY if u want, for my blunt arrogance, but phua dun give shit! GRRRRRRRRR

Sunday, April 11, 2010

hitting the milestone



well, its my 25th birthday today! yea, 1/3 of my life had passed, and within weeks, i'll graduate from sch, and in 3 months time, my story will start on a new page, marching towards career life! i'm never a great fan of birthdays celebration, did the usual thing, which i do every year, yep, another 10km run as i embrace the day of birth.

as copied from the language of jasmine, baboon = term for good friends when they are irritating. so wanna blog about some baboons today, who says that i'm fuck-up! roar! but thanks for the run, rebooted my mind a little, nah, these baboons meant well for me, just wanna let them know, a lot of the things i do, is to meant well for everybody too, at least in my own opinion.

haha, shall start the day with a good run, follow by game of DOTA! met little peak siah at the fitness corner of hall 4, and surprisingly, she's the first to send me well wishes for the day, and i got a nice Pocky from her. thanks for your present! wahahaha, i owned the DOTA game with faceless void! wat a good start for the day!



took a random snap off an ah tiong's laptop, nice post-it for self encouragement! i should have one for myself too!

i'm getting real excited as the days get closer to graduation, can't wait to fight it out in the real world out there, i've been preparing myself hard all these while for my career life! this time round, its a damn real thing, getting employed with PSA, quite a nice pay, did some maths for the real money coming in, making plans for owning a vehicle, going for trips, really getting me anticipating for the time of financial independency!

putting money aside, i'm entering the next stage of adulthood, yes, working life! haha, like many said, work life sucks! i think so too, but just let me savour the first few months of a non-student life! been stuck in that for 16 years, its really stiffling me!



what would i be like in the future? a keyman at the port, getting the containers stacked fast and nicely, like i always does in Bejewel Blitz, thus advancing in career towards a terminal manager in 20 years time, or would i be a coffeeshop tycoon, turned politician, setting policies and directions for the young citizens of singapore? wahahah! i dunno! just like the new wireless mouse that i recently bought, no strings attach, i do what i deem fit!



next aim in life, salary of S$20,000 by the age of 40. trust me, i'll earn that money.

Friday, February 26, 2010

special entry: Singapore's Budget 2010



due to my FYP commitment, its only now that i have the time to share my views with my dear readers with regard to the Singapore Budget 2010. where the national debate had only ended on 12th march. within my different circles of friends, not many are interested in governmentary, public policy and what not, but i believe that understanding the government's direction does give us some insights of preparing ourselves for the near future. nonetheless, we all pay tax, we should have the right to know where our hard labour goes to!

this year, or i should say, for the coming decade, the key focus are:
  1. raising productivity, skills/innovation/economic restructuring
  2. growing globally competitive companies
  3. including all singaporeans in growth
i dunno how you all think bout these pointers, to me, they all just sounded just as general as any other year's budget plan.

Raising Productivity
wow, this term had definitely cause quite a stir in lectures for the graduating students, regardless of faculty. i definitely appreciate the government's effort in upgrading the work skills of all our fellow citizens out there. its a good thing, that the government took up initiative to set up new councils and committees to undertake and monitor these continual upgrading of skills, hoping that we can attract foreign investors, seeing great potential and reliability in our workforce, to want to setup their plants here.

very nicely that our minister had put it across, 'for 3 million workers that we have, if all of us just put in 1% more of effort, that is 30 thousand more people in the labour effort'. so here comes my question to this whole thing of productivity, singaporeans had always been working hard, we are reknown for that, and for decades, in every business, employers try means to increase productivity, its not a new thing, we are squeezed dry, work till 9pm every night, lost our appetite for sex, hence a distinct drop in babies count, but why aren't we seeing the cold hard cash that the foreign investors are supposed to throw in? somehow the efforts does not gets its equilvalant payoff.

i dun think PAP is dumb, they are the elites of the society before they see the gates to parliamentary, so what should we do other than working even harder? what exactly does this productivity means? in business sense, using lower cost to yield greater output? so i hire more foreign workers to run our factory production line and give no shit to drowning singaporeans?

and hey! now we have increase in levy for engagement of foreign workers! hmmm i wonder is this a ploy by the government to make us work harder. more expensive foreign labours does not equate to higher hiring opportunities for singaporeans, end up its either the singaporeans having to work harder due to shortage of manpower or the operation cost increases which drives our foreign investors away, which ultimately, the consumer will still bear the cost which makes us even poorer though we become more hard working. or is it just another stun to tell us that they are on our sides, to get our votes on their side?

sounds pretty wrong ar? but i dun have any solution too, i seriously thought that what the opposition's suggestion was a total joke, 'remove the levy completely and rely on the dependency ratio' (dependency ratio - a ratio pre-set to any industry for local to foreign workers). how can we solely rely on figures composed by the government to reflect for the actual demand-supply of the labour market? any dumbass will know that its impossible, and to think that they are opposition parties who trust our civil servants' competency, weird right?

i'm no smarter than our ministers, i fully respect them for one thing regardless their proposed solutions and plans works, at least they came out with something. but i do hope to see increment in our real wages, somehow, our money is really becoming smaller. missed the days when MacDonald Value Meal is at $4.50.

Growing globally
Government helping in development for potentially fast growing industry, hoping in coming years, they will help pull up the slower growth ones - if i'm the growing one, making big money, u think i'll throw back to help meh? keep for myself la! wonders which dickhead will do that... growing globally, only thing i can think of - work in singapore, spend in malaysia! i earn S$2500 here, i spend 6000RM there! yea, that's what it meant to me.

for all these years, R&D had already been the key focus for the manufacturing industry, and yes, it will be real nice that we can come out with our very own in-house global product like iphone to woah the rest out there! woohoo! so hard selling is done in the universties, to attract the top breeds to enter academic courses, to do reseacrh work, hoping that out of a 1000 students, 1 would emerge as the next bill gates or steve jobs. so what about the 999? so much which is invested into our education, yet we produces batches of unemployed graduates into the labour market, lan lan to get a job in their irrelevant fields. well, then other countries are bound to be growing globally too, having their men here as expatriates, taking all the key roles in the industry, forcing the academic students to join the teaching or armed forces. so which end of the productivity scale are we looking at?

well, nice plans for boosting partnership between SMEs and the foreign giants, and huge amount being pumped into the R&D for 'growing' industries. but are we focusing on the wrong areas? how come our biopolis have yet to produce drugs to cure cancer, why is shell only hiring 8 chemical engineers and why ain't airbus and boeing building their plants at seletar?

growing globally, instead of reaching out, we seems more like reaching up in the bottomless pit. hmm... i shall grow my thoughts in being a global citizen then! working overseas seems like a good choice, might even find a foreign girlfriend too, since houses and cars are much cheaper out there!

All singaporeans in growth
talking bout car and house, being a singaporean, where got money? its a vicscious cycle altogether,

no money => no car => no girlfriend => no wife => no family => no drive => no productivity => no job => no money

in the pond, the big fish eats all the fishes, the government tries to help the small fishes to grow them bigger, how about those medium sized ones, left alone not just gasping for food, but for air.

sometimes i'm real impress with our ministers, they are real smarty pants, coming up with progressive property tax to lower cost of houses, but yet subtlely increased the COE by folds! could you believe it, for a 1.5L toyota vios, the COE can cost up to $34,000, which is like 70% of its price! and not to forget, new gantries for ERP are always in the process of installments!

hello? can't you understand the chain flow above? no car where got wife and baby, then who the hell cares bout productivity? so is our dear ministers gonna take bus or MRT? obviously not, they just got pay-raise of 8.8%, they must have been very productive! think i need not re-emphasize how welly-paid our ministers are, i wonder if they even owns an EZ-link card. hmm... all singaporeans in growth..



another thing caught me in bewilderment, is that SM Goh commented that the foreign talents must 'do fair share contributing as Singapore citizens', yea! that's a good one there! so they come here to work, test out a bit, then decide on the citizenship, while doing so killing the grades of singaporeans, taking the seats on the train, spitting in our parks, adding noise pollution at queues and corridors, and worst of all, they get to enter the casinos for free, taking the free drinks and food! ROAR!

well, at the very least, they budget does look deep into the issue in healthcare for the elderly. thumbs up for that!

i'm not exactly against our government. but do they really see what we want, or they are simply out of the viscious cycle? hmm, think they should read my blog and i should join the PAP too, dear friends of Hougang, vote for me k, at least i am your true-blue, localised authentic neighbour.