just for laughs

read this over someone's blog, thought was quite funny, and shall share with all to destress!

HK vs M'sia vs Sing

TOP REASONS FOR BEING A HONG KONGER

1. We can spit anywhere we like
2. Jackie Chan
3. We get to live in 5'X5' matchboxes passed off as apartments
4. We get to pay $10,000 a month for these boxes
5. We can visit Macau every weekend and get shot at
6. Our children get to speak Tagalog at a young age
7. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui
8. or Chris Patten

TOP REASONS FOR BEING MALAYSIANS

1. We have the world's tallest flagpole, highest building, biggest Pewter mug, largest roti canai, etc. etc. etc.
2. We have the ability to shower, cook, do laundry, wash the car and the dog with only 3 bottles of Spritzer water!
3. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the cop all at one time
4. We save on a lot of electricity 'coz our TV shows are so crap
5. We can keep the Ringgit to ourselves 'cos no one else wants it
6. We can blame everything on the Haze...
7. or El Nino...
8. or La Nina...
9. or on George Soros
10. We don't have to think much 'cos our Government does it for us
11. We have more water than Singapore, nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh

TOP REASONS FOR BEING SINGAPOREANS

1. We're not Malaysians
2. Everyone hates us except ourselves
3. We have our own island
4. Our flight stewardesses get to wear nice uniforms
5. Orchard Road
6. We know how to spell " Salvatore Ferragamo "
7. We'll never ever have yucky gum stuck under our shoes
8. We'll never ever have to worry about finding Mr or Ms Right ('cos the Government will find one for us! Yippee!)
9. 1 Sing dollar = 2.4 Ringgit

haha, true, true...