FOOT sentosa 28th july

gim yean & jit hong's creation!

it was rather stupid thing to go sentosa on a rainy day but i still went... stupid me! haha but was really quite fun sitting rite under e shelther & had a kpkb session wif denis e menace! woohoo!

played a rd of beach soccer & cb this dua jia dunno wat fuck name, kicked me on my leg! grrrr... he better not play soccer wif me ever again or i'll make similar injury on his dick man! gonna make him bleed thru his sperms when he wank it off sia he cb!!

小方方 & me

little mike!! think he damn sad tt day!! cos for e whole afternoon, jasmine was on e hp wif e bf! so sad!!

very unwillingly i took a pic wif princess of Swaziland. her highness looks real ugly in this pic!

after all e sun sand sea, came e 'elitist meeting' (tts how denis e called it) headed by munir. though i'm still considering whether to run e next odac main comm, but i did express interest in running for e next vp. haha think i'll lose in thos battle cos everyone seems to haf gathered enuff support for e internal voting other than myself (me still happily playing dota like its not at all impt!). i hate politics & fucking power struggle! spoil frenships only... ngee ngee say if i want to get e post i muz fight for it... but somehow tts not my stlye man! aku play 感情 & 义气 not lanjiao politics! being nice to everyone & being politically correct ain't my pattern (tts y i always kana all e bad guys role). talk abt future of odac or some other big aspirations this kinda things i cannot 1! i only can gather everyone at some kopitiam den sit there kpkb wif my teh peng! haha!! hope not many peeps noe tt i'm running or else lose le gam pua sia suay 1! oh no! think only jayren will vote for me!! how how how!!

AES 25th-27th july

hmm... was asked to do Assumption English School instead of e easy NIE... sian diao... juz to let u all noe... AES is a sch for e delinquent kids... basically they r fucked boys & girls who got kicked out of their original schs & they now all gather in AES... siao liao!! can u imagine?? 1 big gin-gang of kaopei kias somemore i'm taking e last class!! omfgwtf!!! BUT OMFG!!! my class rawk e house sia!! its been quite some time since i ever enjoyed myself so much wif my students (think e last sch tt gave me such feelings was Poi Ching sch back last yr)! i'm really very very fortunate to get this gd bunch of kids for my 2nd last camp... haiz... i shd haf fought for e best grp award instead of juz having e best boy... think e skit tt they did was really impressive! really wanna thank u all for giving me such gd memories.

present fr my kids!

yet again... i learned something fr my fellow instrs... this time was shazuan... being placed in a very difficult spot, handling boys who came out fr boys home (tok to them no more than 1 sentence i felt like whacking them up down left right liao) and yet he din even raise his temper thru e 3 days. not juz being able to control his temper & emotions, he controled them juz as well, to e extend tt they really danced wif him thru e campfire... bet i would haf went crazy if i were in his shoes...

meng siong & me

it was a rather sad thing for me to c meng siong teared when he claims tt it will be his last camp & he definitely ended it wif a bang... when i said 'most prob i'll c u again in dec' he replied... ‘都不懂HA还要不要我’till now i yet to noe wat happen b/n him n e veron (boss), but to me... he was someone whom i once learned fr though wif his racist jokes, he's really quite a dick at times.

our common hobby! take pics wif chio students! morale boosting!! this candice really not bad sia!

suddenly all e campHA instrs become bz wif sch camps... either become a camper or running 1... left only a few lao jiaos ard to run camps only... sibuai taxing... even myself... think after westwood sec... i'll be taking a long break for instructorship... hope my last camp would be a gd 1...

getting a new watch

its been quite some time since i started finding this adidas watch...

its kinda old but dunno y i juz haf a sudden craze for it! kns... search e whole of s'pore liao (including mustafa) oso cannot find... all e shop uncle say they no more stock & production ended last year... damn sianz! BUT i happen to find it on ebay & cost $18 only!! but its from HK... dunno whether it works a not cos i nv got anything fr ebay b4!

anw... i got my 2nd choice le... which is a casio 1... tt would fucking cost me $99!! but nvm la... i want a digital watch so i'll pay for it...

FOOT 2007 16th -21st july

its gonna take me quite some time to do up a full post for F.O.O.T 07... its hell lots of mixed feelings for myself... there were frustrations, self-exploration, learning points, happy moments & regrets, so much tt i dun even noe how to put them down in words. really wanted to end FOOT on a happy note but really failed to do so. din even want to contact any odac peeps till now cos i yet to let my feelings settle down...
firstly... i would really like to apologise to all those who haf trusted & supported me for e job but sadly, i din think i did a gd job & i went way under my self expectations. being a non-footer, think i really screwed up e campfire. i went way too objective on e ra-ra-ing part & lost e focus family culture in odac. next thing was tt i played bastard upon FOOT comm. tt was really a bad move which i made for walking out of kaileng during e night game. conducting games of e similar genre was nothing new to myself & there was so much tt i could do to help wif e situation. day in day out i teach my kids bout wat is TEAM - Together Everyone Achieves More. but yet at e most crucial point, juz to get e 'song' feeling i pang seh e comm, forgeting tt e most impt pple for e camp were e freshies & not anyone else. wateva e event is, there's bound to be hiccups along e way, its only how e members of e team come together to cover e errors or kio sai which make them a better organisation. i never once tot tt i would ever commit such mistakes, thinking tt i would be professional & not let emotions rule over my rationals... but i was so wrong bout myself...
fr this FOOT, 11th main comm really impressed me wif a characteristics of theirs which was pointed out by pei pei. regardless e situation, e main commers controlled their feelings & emotions really well. juz basing on tt, i felt so small & far fr their calibre... i'm really not there yet... like wat yali said, i really shd attend some anger management course!
having faced so much regrets & unhappiness... was really thinking of whether a not tt i shd end my odac career...
tts all for now... but bet i'll haf more to share along e way... feelings learning points & pics...

xiao ming’s 21st bday!

its little ming’s 21st bday on 12th july! to celebrate such a joyful day for my little doggie, we (kk, desmond, ah chua, debbie, zan, yao wen) had a KTV session at cuppage. think they muz had missed my heavenly voice badly! but… sadly to their disappoinment… cos i lost my voice!! anw… really hope tt she enjoyed herself together wif our lovely gifts for her!

xiao ming wif her bday bike, bag of lollipops & cake!

recently i had a warp idea of remaking my stylish outlook! as u all noe… being a celebrity blogger like me… always get hunt down by fans rite on e street… think i shall change my ‘up’ appearance every no & den! prolly gonna grow my hair n style it like Rain! my mum says tt man wif curly hair r more romantic! think i shall be 1 den!

e ugly gals



deb look really damn cock while trying to copycat my signature smile


all e not tt gd-looking guys

haha! really enjoyed myself for e nite!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY xiaoming!! n lastly! e dunno wat AliceMary name really dun suit u at all!!

compassvale primary 4th-6th july

its been a long time since i updated my ever exciting life on my blog! so sry to all my dear fans! (cos i dun wanna bore u readers on all e stupid odac stuff!) anw… i juz run another camp… hmm its been a long time since i run a pri sch camp (last 1 shd be poi ching sch back last nov), been always doing sec sch… cant really stand little P5 boys who pee in their pants when i hang them up at e high elements! sometimes, really felt like giving them a few tight slaps for their poor parents & teachers who gotta face these devils day in & out! din really enjoyed myself for this camp but luckily i got xiaoya to run e camp wif me! haha bet she got a culture shock when we did e campfire! really miss my old times instructors suddenly… esp chicken little!

xiaoya & me were damn sad! rite after e camp we were suck back straight to e cruel/bitter/dickgusting/annoying reality of odac… rite after break camp, haven even slp yet… got meeting to attend in e evening le… so sianz rite…. dear readers… think u all oso 可怜 me rite… e only excitement i had is tt 1 of my dear fellow instructors is gonna be my camper in FOOT!

yday, eugene xiaoya & me went to eat durian at kovan, wah e durian really shiok shiok! really enjoyed having eugene ard… yet again he opened up my scope for FOOT… finally understand e idea of 温馨路线 of odac! really think tt he shd spend some time to sit down & haf a chat wif e FOOT comm & hopefully they will grow like me too. had truly learned something fr eugene & kelvin kuah after every chat tt we had.

haiz… yet another bz week up for me… mon -> nite cycling recce, tues -> participants & seniors brief, wed -> KTV for Xiaoming!! ( really hope tt my voice will recover by den), thurs -> perlepah recce, fri-> MY ONLY FREE DAY!!

really hope tt i can do a gd job for FOOT, really din want to disappoint those who entrust me tt job…

senior’s camp (local) 30th june -1st july

haha!! din noe tt e job of cgl is so slack de! walk ard do nothing!! comment here, complain there a bit can le! really enjoyed watching pple play those games WAHAHAHA!! but bet they wun haf so much fun w/o me ard! thumbs up for e FOOT progs for designing e various games! during e nite… again we’ve got tonnes of issue to work on for e nite cycling… haiz… but cant be help… its all in e name of fun & safety… but quite happy to get e chance to actually talk bout real work wif kelvin kuah (e ex-pres & ex-ex-pres of odac)! shared some stuff… agreed upon some n conflicted wif many ideas… afterall a nice learning session for me after e many rds of discussion wif him!
haiz… but so sad for myself… got not much control of e gls… can always only gather 4 out of 8 of them to attend meetings or camps… how to run e FOC like tt! kns… think me & xiaoya not handsome & pretty enuff ba… like till now i still dunno who e hell is jessica! is her surname like ALBA? heard she cant really work but is she like pretty? got 8/10? cannot do work but at least muz look chio wif nice curves! can boost e morale of e rest! i really hope some day we will be ble to gather e whole team of 8 to haf a gd discussion on how to run our show during FOOT. poor xiaoya… cos i’m always leaving tt part of e job to u… hope u dun mind (yr PR skills better than mine leh!)
anw! played bball this morning wif sengkang gang!! heard tt rod is up wif this new called LI HEAH! i’ll keep up wif this report k!

nite cycling for FOOT

yet another slpless nite for myself! oh no! pimples incoming! how to find gf like tt! haha! while waiting for my ex boss (chong meng) to arrive… cos he’s always late, i made yali run a 3.2 km at SRC wif me!! haha! really enjoy seeing her shag out look! think i shd bring all e gls n foot comm for run to up their fitness a bit… haiz dunno whether is tt i’m a hyperactive kid or they cannot make it… 1 nite of cycling all machiam like dying… 7 days of war 1st nite die le! chui gao lao sai!

nite cycling was so fun last nite cos of e cock kias like denis, chong meng & weilong! wah! 1/2 way thru e route, e police send down their WRX team to check on us k! think we muz be moving damn fast on their GPS system! (but wif yali tt liability… dun really think we’re tt fast afterall la!) really enjoyed working wif little mike haha! but really afraid tt i’ll scare him away wif all my demands… haiz… i’m a difficult person to work wif…

xiaohua shall plot his A 计划 for now… aka 推翻满清！

i want to complain!!

stupid kenneth tan hua yong! dun kpkb can! u really think i so eng n love malaysia tt dumb fuck no pork country so much ar! so free go wif me la… smlj freesbie captain! tts a game for beach dogs can! hmpf! so angry! eh… WP Lee… sorry la… cant join u so many time on sat for soccer… to my sengkang gang… felt my importance rite! w/o me yr cant haf a game! WAHAHAH! i rawk! yday nite when ah chua msg me to go KTV today! kana happy like bird! BUT got to go nite cycling for foot tonite! sibuai sianz argh!!! really damn hell lot of sianness k! machiam sell myself to odac liao… haha lucky got xiaoya to die together wif me! but u 9 pointer & gotta stay hall so jolly well dun complain!
but today damn happy la and all thanz to andy dear for pulling out in e last min! haha! i’m gonna watch Transformer wif my batch boys! so sry kaileng! promised to watch wif u tml… but my darling yuan yuan more impt!! his cums sweet like honey! (finally can spend some time of my life wif non-odac peeps le) by 22nd july i’ll be very free le! muz jio me out to play k! really wanna catch up on all e scandals in u pple’s life… like ken’s 姐弟恋, rod’s choice over yujia or geraldine, kaiwen & jeanette, yb wif dunno which bitch… all i noe is tt jz & hanwei had yet to break up & bok definitely din slim down but getting even fatter nia… ops! hope she dun read my blog or i shall die of no tml!
anw… watched a funny clip last nite! think i shall make yonghan & joyce dance this on SP nite! enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

perlepah trip! 23-24 june

it was a rather disappointing trip for me right at e start… rite in e morning hear e story of weihan make my blood boil to 300 degrees! tt cb kia! fucking pissed off… esp. when he go ard telling pple i VOLUNTEER to be e CGL for FOOT! my foot ar he cb! tok so much come swap role la! not as if he got much contribution for e club! nv seen him in any action leh… hear he’s dumb fuck voice nia! how i wish i could stuff my whole field chair rite into his arsehole n out thru his dick! secondly… it was suppose to be a OVERSEAS SENIORS CAMP!!! but only a few out of e working commitee joined us! to Princess, yee rui & nafang really thanz a lot for yr support! hmm foot com… if yr happen to read my blog… i really got a big qn for u all… WHERE E FUCK R E REST OF YR COMM?? chong meng (my ATC chairman zai zai 1 k! he works by e rule of THAM) once said, ‘if u r not even down for e helper’s brief, might as well dun come for ATC itself cos u will only screw things up’. foot is really drawing near le… we cant afford to haf missing members anymore!!! since our participation rate for e trip is not very e optimise plus e stupid malaysia military exercise (bet they r carrying toy guns!), me n yali decided to fuck e agenda & haf a fun fun perlepah trip instead! haha! afterall! it was still damn fun! esp. wif e odac cover boys n e ‘act enthu’ gary! (bet gary is really damn excited bout being a GL now!)

haiz so sad was walking rite at e front when we descended! miss e scene of ching droping down from e small cliff! heard fr rj tt her boobs really cushioned her damn well! WAHAHAHA e BOING BOING BOING! shd haf seen it for myself man! cos rj dun haf such boobs to act out e fall!! oh ya! thanz for e laojiaos who r there to gif us guildance!

brenda xinyee & me!

i’ll nv forget wat yr say…. gals like quiet guys wif little vulgarities! bet i’ll find a gf in no time!!! WAHAHAHA

news update! kaileng is on green light now n i’m looking out for guys to be her bf! pls come sign up wif me now!! registration is opened!! yonghan is currently attacking this gal called joyce whom i yet to c! hmm…. he seems damn shy bout it! i shall help him out on SP nite! how abt… Ar rum muack muack Ar rum muack muack… n every nite under e pale moon light! couple dance for them! sure damn shiok for all e show watchers!!

gunung stong 17-20 june

haha! my 1st time ever to lead a treking trip after gg on so many treks…. hmm… sad to say… i got not much to learn fr it cos my participants r juz too ‘lao jiao’ liao! was hoping to haf some asthma case or G&G to test myself n to learn some tricks fr my fellow trip leader, gary (e president k!) but kns… my trip all e participants OTOT de… no need me to do anything for them… them sad… im more like a runner who bought e train ticket only lar! haha! but really enjoyed myself esp. wif gary! he very cork de! he always blur blur de n he cant rem numbers!

my pres wif his fav. thumbs-up pose in lor halus

funniest sms ever… fr gary…
‘i meet u at sheng siong instead, but would it be better if i meet u at woodlands? i’ll c u at woodlands.’

hmm… think only e main comms of odac would find it funny ba! but i respect him a lot k! he can do all e sai kang tt others cant! e best lorry driver u can find! WAHAHAH!! sz say… gary is e nicest guy so he’s damn gd to bully esp. when u feel down! haha! i think so too! plus he quite gd looking so i dun mind him being e pres for next yr! think i’ll get all my frens to pay $5 for odac membership juz to vote for him! but if he’s to run… i doubt he will be short of votes too!
haha! this trip happened to be wif my old time desaru trip kakis! quite fun cos can bully them!

me doing e ‘gary pose’ wif xiao yong, xiao yu & ah ke! dun yr find xiao yong look like la bi xiao xin?

haha these badminton IVPs damn fun to play wif! hope i din traumatise xiao yu wif all my moanings! yali! aren’t u excited tt they gonna be yr neighbour e coming sem!!

my gang

hmm…. its been so long since i had met up wif my old gangs… been rather bz wif e stupid NTU odac stuff…. got no time at all to meet up wif all my darling dears! ccb!! i’m gonna to miss e coming 23rd batch gathering yet again cos of odac! wtf! fuck e senior camp sia! haiz… think i gotta dedicate a post specially for u all…

first…

chailing, baba, xiaohei, wx, ah lian, aaron, jun wei, pauline, bok…. my NYOAC gang!! haha i always find it surprising tt till now we can still keep in touch though we only spend 3 mnths tog!

hahah! den i got my AJ ODAC cum angmokias & 02/02

wtf man! look at e pic… its damn fuck old liao lar! can we haf a more updated grp photo? clara n tt yb’s ex… r long out of e picture… ken…. if u read this post…. pls…. do smthg bout it…. i wanna haf a updated 1 which includes dalun & paul’s new beau…
so sry… every of my weekend is packed for ntu odac stuff… cant meet up wif u all for Bball session….

lastly… HOOYA DIVERS!

for those big muscles wif pea brain who accidentally got hooked on to my blog, if u think u r fit n of e perfect cut… THINK TWICE u dick! probably u gotta drink some of our protein to be of our class… CUM GET SOME! sorry… im juz so proud of e 23rd batch… though they may not be e best… but i’ve yet to seen any better! (so sry… to frenly readers for my reek of arrogance… its only wif such pride tt makes us a better soldier to fite enemies fr e north!)

nv forgetting my fellow batch boys… kk, allan, mud, ah boon, bb, giri, ah guan, ah chua, deva, andy, patrick, edwin, bowei, jie yong, thio, bong, gary, nolan, quek, ling, gab, sherwin, jerome, kalow, mz, sam, yayi, jesper, lao ong, tw tan, zhiqiang… jin, chew, glass & kovind…
so sry…. yet again i cant attend e gathering this coming sat…. bet yr miss my kisses!!

change of blog add

so sry to all my dearest fans. as u noe by now... wordpress SUX rite to e core! fr e recommendation of xiaoya... i shall gif blogspot a try! haha! hope i wun disappoint u all this time!