makeover

got real bored studying for nanotechnology, somehow, i really suck at modules that has any shit stinch of chemistry, brain doesn't like the word 'carbon' i guess.

out of the blue, decided to change the blog address, where 'celebrityblogger' doesn't really sound that 'celebrity', shall change it to something with a little more tone, yep, www.xiaohuatockcock.blogspot.com. try reading it out loud, it sounds real cool.

apart from the add, changed the title pic too, a little narcissistic, but just find it nice, i dun really care much bout what you think, come on, i'm a big-time celebrity blogger, i do it with my style.

17th april, attended the first ever 五月天's open air concert right at singapore outdoor stadium. OMFG, trust me, the feeling is just so different when the concert is not capped by a rooftop! damn it that i didn't get the $168 tickets! ROAR!!

went on the concert with yonghan, weihan, yihui, ah gong, aveline! whahaha!

wahahaha, junzhong was watching S.H.E's concert right next door, in the indoor stadium, bet he was damn jealous, especially when theirs ended earlier, only to see our fireworks soaring in the sky! seriously, machiam like NDP!

五月天 at 台中-小巨蛋

nonetheless, what we have in singapore seriously can't be compared to the concerts that they hold back in taiwan, where our max. seating capacity is only at 12,000, while they normally hold for no less than 100,000 pax. i fucking swear that one day, i'll fly over to taiwan to watch them there!

in the final days of my NTU life, the school decides to do some major upgrading, almost everywhere. yea, that's a good thing right? but somehow, some ah tiongs just like to spoil all the good things around us, where the old compartments used to hold the CPU at the library, now turned their rubbish chute. wtf, wake up your idea you cock, THIS IS SINGAPORE, NOT LITTER CHINA. nah... they can't read english.

just for laughs

read this over someone's blog, thought was quite funny, and shall share with all to destress!

HK vs M'sia vs Sing

TOP REASONS FOR BEING A HONG KONGER

1. We can spit anywhere we like
2. Jackie Chan
3. We get to live in 5'X5' matchboxes passed off as apartments
4. We get to pay $10,000 a month for these boxes
5. We can visit Macau every weekend and get shot at
6. Our children get to speak Tagalog at a young age
7. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui
8. or Chris Patten

TOP REASONS FOR BEING MALAYSIANS

1. We have the world's tallest flagpole, highest building, biggest Pewter mug, largest roti canai, etc. etc. etc.
2. We have the ability to shower, cook, do laundry, wash the car and the dog with only 3 bottles of Spritzer water!
3. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the cop all at one time
4. We save on a lot of electricity 'coz our TV shows are so crap
5. We can keep the Ringgit to ourselves 'cos no one else wants it
6. We can blame everything on the Haze...
7. or El Nino...
8. or La Nina...
9. or on George Soros
10. We don't have to think much 'cos our Government does it for us
11. We have more water than Singapore, nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh

TOP REASONS FOR BEING SINGAPOREANS

1. We're not Malaysians
2. Everyone hates us except ourselves
3. We have our own island
4. Our flight stewardesses get to wear nice uniforms
5. Orchard Road
6. We know how to spell " Salvatore Ferragamo "
7. We'll never ever have yucky gum stuck under our shoes
8. We'll never ever have to worry about finding Mr or Ms Right ('cos the Government will find one for us! Yippee!)
9. 1 Sing dollar = 2.4 Ringgit

haha, true, true...

the demonic hand

supposed to be a happy day, that i had finished the last 'tutorial' and 'lecture' of my life, though i know, soon to come, these two words, would simply be replaced by 'courses' and 'seminars'. and of course i had finally handed up my final report for FYP, phew, a great relieve after such a long time.

ROOAAARRR! yet something struck me today, or probably its again that period of the year. shall not comment much here, but really felt disappointed.

and ya, sideline a little from the main content of the agony, damn angry! ROAR ROAR! some small baboon put me alongside in comparison with another even smaller donkey! wah kao! pls man, i'm PHUA CHYE KIAT ok! don't anyhow compare me with some small donkeys out there, though small baboon is young and ignorant, hence forgivable, but seriously bursted my BIG BIG EGO & PRIDE! come'on, i'm a man who lives only on pride! that statement alone is enough to kill 5 years of my life! nothing against little donkey, but if it got 10% of me, i can tok off my kukujiao, cook for my mother eat! pardon me ONLY if u want, for my blunt arrogance, but phua dun give shit! GRRRRRRRRR

hitting the milestone

well, its my 25th birthday today! yea, 1/3 of my life had passed, and within weeks, i'll graduate from sch, and in 3 months time, my story will start on a new page, marching towards career life! i'm never a great fan of birthdays celebration, did the usual thing, which i do every year, yep, another 10km run as i embrace the day of birth.

as copied from the language of jasmine, baboon = term for good friends when they are irritating. so wanna blog about some baboons today, who says that i'm fuck-up! roar! but thanks for the run, rebooted my mind a little, nah, these baboons meant well for me, just wanna let them know, a lot of the things i do, is to meant well for everybody too, at least in my own opinion.

haha, shall start the day with a good run, follow by game of DOTA! met little peak siah at the fitness corner of hall 4, and surprisingly, she's the first to send me well wishes for the day, and i got a nice Pocky from her. thanks for your present! wahahaha, i owned the DOTA game with faceless void! wat a good start for the day!



took a random snap off an ah tiong's laptop, nice post-it for self encouragement! i should have one for myself too!

i'm getting real excited as the days get closer to graduation, can't wait to fight it out in the real world out there, i've been preparing myself hard all these while for my career life! this time round, its a damn real thing, getting employed with PSA, quite a nice pay, did some maths for the real money coming in, making plans for owning a vehicle, going for trips, really getting me anticipating for the time of financial independency!

putting money aside, i'm entering the next stage of adulthood, yes, working life! haha, like many said, work life sucks! i think so too, but just let me savour the first few months of a non-student life! been stuck in that for 16 years, its really stiffling me!



what would i be like in the future? a keyman at the port, getting the containers stacked fast and nicely, like i always does in Bejewel Blitz, thus advancing in career towards a terminal manager in 20 years time, or would i be a coffeeshop tycoon, turned politician, setting policies and directions for the young citizens of singapore? wahahah! i dunno! just like the new wireless mouse that i recently bought, no strings attach, i do what i deem fit!

next aim in life, salary of S$20,000 by the age of 40. trust me, i'll earn that money.